i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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