whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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