she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He has the fingertips of a God
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