Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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