I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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