I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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