i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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