careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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