My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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