i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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