all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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