Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
well you can't waste a boner
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
