remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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