Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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