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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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