Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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