remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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