Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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