what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
