I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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