the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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