My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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