An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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