love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
