Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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