he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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