32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Its about making memories worth repressing
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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