dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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