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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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