I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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You are the jesus of drinking
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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