normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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