Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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