bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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