At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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