No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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