My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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