I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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