IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
