I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Even my vagina gasped.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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