Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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