help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
either way he was missing a nipple.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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