forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have aggressive nipples.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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