she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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