She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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