used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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