What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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