there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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