I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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