Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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