Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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