I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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