why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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