sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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