Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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