Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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